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>>19807460
False. You can only call your beer Craft if you are certified by the Independent Craft Association, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit whose executive director gets a $500k/year salary. Brewers pay a lot of money for an Independent Craft adjudicator to certify their Raspberry Donut Cheesecake Stout as Kraft Kosher™. It's a gruelling process, with inspectors evaluating such Craft factors as:
>How many Ukrainian flags do you have on your website?
>Did you change your Twitter avatar to a rainbow flag every June for the past five years?
>Have your brewers committed to "punching Nazis" with a selfie at an urban Crossfit gym?
>Most importantly: are you COMMITTED to following r/Beer's latest meme, regardless of centuries of brewing tradition and basic good taste?
That's how you get CRAFT CERTIFIED®, just like Sam Adams, which was the official LGBTQMAP beer sold at all Biden fundraisers, until Bud Light stole their thunder.