/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17208254
Tl;dr cope seethe. Stay mad kid.

>Be me
>Picking kiwifruit with a mate
>Quality control woman does nothing but tell us to hurry up and not miss fruit
>Spends the rest of her time chewing the ear off one of the tractor drivers
>By the end of the day (we only worked like 4 hours kek) we're sick of her and now she's flirting with the tractor driver
>Some people have put damaged fruit and leaves in some of the bins
>She tells us no damaged fruit and no leaves
>I start picking leaves
>Cut a few kiwifruit in half with some wire
>Me, mate and another young guy are pissing ourselves laughing
>I empty my back when no one is around
>She stops everyone from picking to tell us we're dropping the ball
>Higher up comes along and just says fuck it, that's enough for today
>Laugh our ass off on the way home while slamming back a box of Carlsberg

Every time I see an Oyster thread I will forever be reminded of that retard that made 2 dozen oysters Rockerfeller for a study group and no one wanted to touch them and he got all pissy and started a thread to complain and everyone gave him shit.

Average American shopping list

>>17032256
>Moose lips
Had me some moose knuckle last night...

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>>16984229
He's better off prepping his bull and just buying soylent for lunch.

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>>16907171
Fucking KEK!

>>16892900
Lmao! His post was tl;dr, but I stayed with my mate for a month and we went of a meth bender. One of the guys he worked with used to smoke meth in the wardrobe to try hide it from his girlfriend and family. Not a walk in wardrobe either...

>>16885935
>Also when I was a kid I had a Fresnel lens and I would cook hot dogs on the sidewalk for my friends
Fuckin based.

>>16877582
>People who can't oliie w/ tech decks

>>16869681
I would honestly kek if I saw this.

Hooters waitresses are whores. You're paying a whore and you aren't even getting fucked. What a cuck faggot soyboy.

>>16425817
Live by the hand, die by the hand.

>>7177022

>drinking out of cups that require straws into adulthood

Enjoy your fizzy baba.

>>7170270

>Gingerbread men tend to be flesh coloured
>brown as fuck

>>7163883

>implying I am the same person you've been talking to.

I thought intelligent people could read into the fine reading and discern the difference between posters on this site.

My bad...

>>7159412

>y-you mm-m-ust be in s-s-school
>EDUCATION IS HARAM!!!!

No wonder my posts don't make any sense.

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>>7153070

>I don't mind being poisoned by radical jihadi scum

Whatever makes you feel better about having your birthright stolen from you one day at a time.

>>7138525

>shitposting failed threads from /b/ on /ck/

>mfw people don't like you here either.

>>7131090

Yea, a Talon TSi

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>>7125130

>being this OCD that other people's lifestyles affect you