/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You're literally whisking egg yolk into hot butter. The heat of the butter cooks the egg.

>>17991508
>>Use multiple accounts to leave three 1-star reviews on Google.
Mad lad

>Mfw OP made sure he wasn't in front of the window this time
I bet you took a few because your reflection was showing up in the wine bottle, faggot.

>>17925747

>>17891545

>>17762820

>>17733208
>hit it with a spice hammer
>spice hammer

>>17704860

>>17515390
HAHA!! Microwavebro got banned!

>>17474957

>That 1 piece of broccoli

>>17434450
>>"You'd like the check split twelve ways? But you're the only one at the table, sir.."
>>"I know."

>>17428936
What if all you had to do was go outside and be polite and help out other anons and they would help you with food and shelter? Why kill yourself as soon as things look bleak? Nigger it was bleak when you had to open your 130ct 5 gallon bucket of Mac and cheese, you would’ve killed yourself a while ago.

>>17429519

>>17423210

LMFAO!!! Your idea of a pasta salad is putting pasta on a salad. I'm Keking so hard right now! It's not even a salad either, It's just lettuce and tomato.

>Mfw this entire thread

>>17412087
>>17412063
>You now remember that retard who made a dozen Oysters Rockerfeller for a study group and no one wanted to touch them because they looked like cow shit in a shell and he got so salty he started a thread about it and had to eat them all himself

>Post cook along
>Fresh ingredients
>Cooking from scratch
>Creative
>Nice final product
>Everyone starts looking for flaws and just being negative
>Someone makes a sandwich
>Makes a generic pasta dish
>A meal with ready to go ingredients
>100+ replies and everyone loves it
>Mfw

>>17325280
That little chocolate...

Amazing! I'm glad you shared your Fishnana bread catastrophe.

>>17256078
My dad was telling me how his dog eats its own shit. I told him the food's so nice she ate it twice.

Chocolate cream pie...