/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just got back from the local Arby's sandwich parlour where I enjoyed the most exquisite meal. My friends, if you want to taste a buttery steak sandwich par excellence, I implore you to visit your local Arby's and order a Garlic Butter Steak Sandwich combo. Picture this: hot, savory cuts of beef served on a bed of fresh, crisp lettuce and juicy tomato slices, all served on a warm, freshly baked bun with a thin spreading of savory garlic butter sauce. I humbly declare that such a meal truly confirms the diner as wheat, not chaff. And to put the icing on the proverbial cake, why not order a large side of curly fries, paired with the finest honey Dijon mustard and Horsey sauce (the name is well deserved, for the sauce indeed kicks like a horse.)? And to wash this gourmet meal down? A large Mellow Yellow, ice cold, sipped through an iconic red Arby's straw. A meal this satisfying is enough to make a man exclaim with delight.