/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12593552
mold (US) or mould (UK / NZ / AU / ZA / IN / CA / IE)

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>>11738240
The ocean is saltwater and it freezes into polar ice caps, you dumb turd.
You're next level retarded, why are you even here?

>>11702628
>Pancake needs shit like bisquick and stirring
Holy shit, new low levels of retardation in here.

>>11389819
You doxxed yourself, apparently.
>act like an asswipe on purpose
>boast, brag, and namecall
>get caught out being a dumb faggot making a hilarious error
>d-don't dox me mister 4chan
Pathetic. I saved the image so even if mods delete it can live on.

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>Some people say you can sneak in black tea, coffee or light drinks but they're wrong and weak-willed for doing so.
They're not wrong you posturing faggot, there's (nearly) no calories in a cup of black tea or black coffee. Fasting for religion is not the same as medical fasting, leave your pseudo-virtuosity out of it. You do not know more than a doctor does, retard.
Coffee and tea aren't even going to fuck with autophagy. If acting like a purist hard-ass is what gets you through IF, fine, but your self-flagellating opinion is not fact.

>>11368650
If I might redirect you to the Original Post (OP™), the topic was "foods that help with bloating."
Did you even read any of the thread before posting? Be honest.

>>11342293
Because no one has an answer for how to just cook a whole bag of plain fucking mince with just an oven, you absolute brainlet. No one does that. There is no generally accepted recipe for baking plain mince. It is not a dish. You might as well ask how to boil pancakes and then cry when no one has an answer.

>>11215554
>he doesn't know what the first board on 4chan even was
>he doesn't know why 4chan was created in the first place
>he doesn't know who the core 4chan userbase is
Look, you've made yourself look stupid enough today. It's time you stopped posturing to look smart and cool, because we all know better. In fact, I think it's time you stopped posting altogether. Save yourself any shred of dignity, you dumb faggot.

>>10998190
>How are you this fucking dumb.
That's what I'm wondering about you. 5:2 is intended to be a fasting diet, where you eat 5 days and fast for two, and eating 500 cals is not fasting. It's retarded as fuck to eat only 500 calories in a day, because you're depriving yourself of any meaningful nutrition, while gaining none of the actual benefits of fasting. It's a faggot shortcut that takes away all feasible nutritional benefits. It's not even a diet at that point, it's just food autism.

>>10824660
What do you season your urinal cakes with, Anon? Looks tasty

People who put jalapeños on their popcorn