/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do you hand out candy or leave a bowl or neither?
we don't get a lot of trick or treaters and i have two giant dogs so i just left out a bowl. still got a group of kids ringing my doorbell.
wouldn't have been a problem except i had LITERALLY just unwrapped a condom and was about to get some fuck so now im im hopping on one foot fighting with sweatpants to get to the front door before 200lbs of fang and fur knock it off its hinges while simultaneously trying to hide an erection from the group of children and stop said fang and fur from darting outside.

AND it happened again while i was typing this. adding a clip on flashlight to the bowl so hopefully that's the last one.