/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey guys, it' Chris Poole, and I'm here to tell you about my favorite sandwich- probably the greatest dish ever dreamed of- the Big Mac.
I've loved 'em since I was a young boy. I was always real into competitive swimming and after every practice or meet, we'd stop by my own personal Valhalla, complete with those Golden Arches.
I always got the Big Mac, no pickles, a medium fry and a small coke. Kek, sometimes I used to out my friend Kevin's speedo over my face like a mask and say 'Gimme All Your Big Macs Seee!'
The crew at my MickeyD's would bust up laughing, they knew I wasn't a burglar but that I'd stop at nothing to get a mouthful of that heavenly meet w/ the secret sauce.
You want the straight dope? Big Macs are a quick, delicious, nutritious meal. Better than any fancy gourmet meal and cheaper than a hot dog.
If your're feeling hungry, well, you know what to do..
BA Da Ba Ba Ba, I'm Lovin, It!

Peace out,
Christopher Poole

Soup!

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>>8588948
>moot is a gen x

How. I'm older than moot and always thought I was a millennial

>>6699363
>Now All Natural