/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18160327
Food acid 338.. what kind of vegetable is that again?

>eating over priced university slob to begin with
>judging other people

>>10885704
>I spend $20 a day on fast food and microtransactions
>tries to talk more shit
>can only describe boomers as the shit they are

I started by drinking vodka from a glass and drink glasses of vodka. Someone explain why shots are alckie tier and not just some pathetic faggot LARPing as a degenerate piece of shit like me. Asking because noticing more people IRL and social Internet shit associating shots with alcoholics like they don't just fucking chug it.

Christmas coming up, no big deal. Just avoid dealing with shit like usual, except at every given opportunity, the people around me make the effort to make me feel shittier about my fucking bleak existence. One of their favorites is bringing the presents. Why. For fuck's sake what kind of fuck badgers someone and condescends to them about not having shit while bragging about what they have. So I got a nice big bottle of good shit I shouldn't be spending money on, cuz fuck it. I'll treat myself. Only way I can keep my shit together at this point, or I might just strangle the next fuck that condescends to my face.

When I was 7 I put a bunch of lemon juice on some bacon and baked it for 10 mins. What I got was really undercooked pieces of bacon with a bitter and sour taste.

WOW YOU TOOK HALF OF THE PIZZA AND MOVED IT AROUND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY FUCKED UP HAHAHAHAHA WOW WHAT A MEME