/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sweet jesus he's back!

>>10714766
pan-fry/grill one and then tell her to boil one, then ask her to try them side by side. She will see the light and switch... my wife, when we first started dating, did the same thing and i was pic related .

>>10642295
Saw some stupid youtube video about how Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating champ "trains" by challenging chefs to stump him. At that time I was working at a soccer pub on the northside of chicago, and we had a former executive chef of the white sox who had just been hired. He seemed like the real deal until we found out he had a coke problem (thats another story).

Went into the pub on one of my off days and had a few too many, stumbled into the kitchen, and said "go ahead mr big deal chef make me the hottest fucking wings you can" He said "Not a problem!" He texted and asked me when to be there so people could watch. I was thinking to myself, "I didnt realize it would get this big". Yeah it got that big. Staff on their off days came to watch, and they texted regular customers to come see too.

I had a few beers before I got there cause I thought it might help me slam them down. I showed up to the pub and there they were... 12 wings, made from 6 ghost peppers and 2 habaneros. Greg threw those last 2 in for "flavor". No sauce, no water, no nothing. I remember seeing a "Man vs Food" where he said the key to food challenges was speed... so that's what I went for. Drums went in fat side first, i bit down hard and pulled the bone out as fast as possible to get it down. Wings were a bitch cause they slowed me down, but if you twist them they come apart and i could use the same drum eating technique.

I got about half way through and it feels like I have been fucking maced. My throat was closing, nose dripping and sweat pouring from everywhere. I had to really concentrate to get them down, every greasy bite got worse and worse. People started cheering and I had to mumble out "be quiet please". Just couldnt concentrate on getting them down. When I literally choked the last one down, I drank a big glass of jameson to help wash the oils out of my mouth. Everyone seemed to be going crazy like a food show but i immediately wanted to go home.