/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How do I know how to describe tastes?
People say "sweet" or "salty" which are easy, but what is "savory"?

>eat all the bagels, leftover cream cheese
>buy more bagels
>eat all the cream cheese, leftover bagels
>buy more cream cheese
>eat all the bagels, leftover cream cheese

>>13932862

>live by myself
>loaf of bread starts molding before i can finish it
>all that wasted food
Is there anything I can do to make bread last longer, or should I just start eating two sandwiches a day?

>>13367339
>absolutely no peer pressure which will lead to a lifetime addiction going on here

what foods make you feel better, /ck/?

>>13067574
>The Lottery in school
That story.......

>>13022978
>DDD comes to town
>visits local diner
>diner gets insanely popular
>gets bought out by investment company
>now has 70 locations all over the US
>biscuits and gravy is $16 now
i want to leave Flavor Town

>try to go to fancy place
>fast food gremlin follows me close behind, like a guardian
>arrive and got seated at a booth by myself
>reading the menu
>noticed no pictures
>discover i cannot read this tome
>gremlin jumps on table to mock me
>GO AWAY FAST FOOD GOBLIN!
>goblin keeps mocking my ignorance
>keep server amused by always ordering water
>get depressed, i have no right being here
>naruto run to the front door crying
>left a 7 dollar tip for water

>>12532391
How did the soy argument ever survive the simple fact that asians exist? I never got that.

>eating dinner at restaurant
>old dude at the table next to me gets a salad
>immediately grabs the salt shaker and salts the salad
is... is this a thing?

>>12432537
No, he's correct. there were 2 McHotties at my local McDs last year. Strawberry Blonde left last July and Ponytail Brunette this past February. Now I'm stuck with Rainbow Hair Fatty and a bunch of nogs.

>>12399935
>tfw a doggo gets a better birthday dinner than you do

What foods should I be eating to stay "regular" ?
I eat fruit and oats for breakfast every morning, lots of veggies and whole grain for lunch/dinner, drink lots of water, but I'm always backed up.

>>12321807
>i want to have a 'usual' at the local diner when im old as fuck, my driving goal in life if im gonna be honest.
I can't afford that at my local diner.
They appeared on Diners, Drive-ins, and Drives, got absurdly popular, then got bought out and now they have 60 locations and are still opening at least one a quarter.
To fund their rapid expansion, they raised prices to an absurd level.
Biscuits and gravy is now $13. Shrimp and grits is now $19. I had a waffle with a side of fruit and a glass of tea and it cost me $13.

I guess I need to find a new diner.

>>12227151
>tfw spicelette

>>12214342
>tfw you walk into your local McDs and three staff members (including one you have never seen before) call out your order.


Have I gotten too predicable? It felt nice when the two hotties who used to work there did it.

I overcooked the custard so my banana pudding turned into one solid gelatinous brick. It's like fucking jelly.

>>11754205
>Better off just going to a local mom and pop pizzeria
OP here, I agree with you but unfortunately I live in a pizza desert with no mom and pop places close by. Really sucks.

>Wife's Black Bull found the Almond Milk. And now they both can't stop laughing at me. And I'm no longer allowed to watch.

>>11710843
>Wife's black bull found the almond milk

>>11690957
>TFW your life story suddenly becomes copypasta on 4chan

>>11529978
>>11530087
I know that feel. Nothing came of it though, she moved on to a better job. I hope she's doing well though.

>/ck/ finally cooks something that didn't come frozen in a bag
>it's still tendies and fries