/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13830537
its too late for you now anon

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>>13391369
Boku no Cayenne

>>12496072
Looks bretty gud desu. Any /ck/ anons sitting on a recipie?

>>12433744
"And I know what you are thinking; How the heck did Chef John survive a cast iron skillet to the head from an angry boyfriend? Well that my friends is a truly fascinating story - But regardless of how delirious you might feel from a pan to the head, just give the boyfriend the ol' tappa tappa. And don't be afraid to get your knuckles dirty - Just hit him with a few solid whacks, and before you know it; He's down! Once he's uncouncious, just get back to his girl and keep spreading that Cayenne aaaaaall over!"

Whats with the constant Jollibee posting these last few weeks

>>11594755
>And when I squeeze the trigger, you will hear a loud bang and notice a complete blackness around you before you fade into the abyss.
>Don't be alarmed - This is aaaaaaall part of the plan. In fact, I recommend you take the time to enjoy your last moments alive. Perhaps think about your beautiful wife? Or maybe even husband?
>Still, do it how you like - You are after all the JonBenét, of being KIA

>>11544122
/v/ pls go

Tried quite a few of his recipies, all range from solid to great. Favorites are Chocolate granola recipie, Sweet and Sour pork, Granita- And especially his no-chop meatballs which while a pretty standard recipie, the ice creams scoop solution made me facepalm that I'd never thought about it before.

hey guys, whats going on in this thread

Whats wrong with Sriracha

"Start giving your food the ol' tappa tappa."

Stop obsessing over internet personalities you don't like.

>>10713309
Jack, there was a time I looked at you - before you became the pitiful blob who humiliates himself in front of youtube every week -
that I looked at you with hopes that you had the gift.

I see now that my lenience was misguided. You have gone too far. You are neither the Minneli of your chicken and spaghetti, nor the Balboa of your granola. You are a travesty, and I must do what I should have done a long time ago.

>That one time Chef John was found in Detroit on a nigger murder spree with a shockingly small wooden spoon

Police never managed to prove anything, but jesus

Diced apple, Yogurt and Granola. Good shit.

>>10432133
Sorry breh, I'm just a little peeved because Chef John only gives measurements in Imperial units so I have to do a bunch of math every time I want to measure cayenne

Start using Cayenne.

Start using Cayenne.