/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hate when this shit happens too. Back in high school I actually broke up with this bitch for this kind of shit.

>she calls me
>hey I'm getting food right now I'm in line to order I'll call u back, if you're hungry text me I'll buy u something
>no it's OK I'm not that hungry I'll just have some of what you're having
>yeah we need to talk somewhere private this isn't gonna work out

I fucking offered to buy you food. I'm going to bring it to you too. It doesn't get any better than this. If you wanted food, but aren't that hungry, fucking tell me to order something small for you are u fucking retarded

If you like her a lot, OP, my advice is to tell her very sternly that this is unacceptable. If she wants food you can make her some, but she's not fucking picking off your plate and begging like a fucking dog. If shit doesn't change, this is obviously a bigger problem that you'll probably not discover for years, maybe not until you marry her. She thinks she's entitled to everything that's yours, literally the food off of your plate. Nip that shit in the bud hard dawg and tell her you aren't putting up with this. Trust me

Unless it's pic related for you, OP, dump this bitch or at least get to talking

ITT: people who haven't had live in girlfriends before

You're all missing the point. Examine the OP again. Read closely. He says he's told her several times not to put food in non boiling water.

I know your pain, OP. this is how it starts. She fucking does it for the 10th fucking time, and that's it you can't take it. All the other times she complains and asks you what she did wrong, all those times she tells her friends "I'm such a good cook xD", when she couldn't figure out how to turn on the oven when you first moved in

You fucking snap. Is this fucking bitch serious right now. She can't remember this one fucking thing I've told her a thousand fucking times. How the fuck has she gotten through life to this point? Wasn't one of the first things she learned in life how to fucking listen to people? Maybe if she forgot like once or twice, maybe 3 times. But like fucking a dozen times I'm fucking done. She can't figure out how to do shit. Cooking. Making food. Eating. One of the most essential human needs. Does she need me to fucking remind her how to breathe too.

I made some chilli, family liked it and now want me to cook it again when they bring friends over, but I feel like it could be improved flavour wise so i am asking for suggestions. right now im using ground beef with 80/20 fat, onion, garlic, tinned chopped tomato, red kidney beans(inb4), beef stock, chilli powder, paprika, ground cumin and worcestershire sauce. Served by slopping over nachos and topped with salsa and guacamole.