/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11680324
>>11679980
>muh micro batch

When did hot sauce makers start acting like boutique wineries?

>>11201998
Thanks for chiming in, faggot.

>>10855302
Believe what you want, I’m not in control of that.
And if you were a few years older, you might have been familiar with ‘The Drew Carey Show’, in which Drew and his friends brewed ‘buzz beer’ with coffee in it as a novelty. Well congratulations, hipster, most of your industry is now based on novelty instead of consistency and style.

>>9601086
Even Milhouse deserves to be a meme before this fucking shit.

Oh look I ‘mis read’ a root beer label for the five thousandth time! Boy is my face red! Please pay attention to my hilariously clever joke because there is literally nothing and nobody else in my life that will interact with me!

I bet your Mum had to tie a pork chop to your shirt to get the dog to play with you as a kid, you fucking loser.

ITT: things that instantly identify someone as a pretentious Asshat.

"Ugh, slow cookers are for fucking plebs, but sous-vide is awwww right"