/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've never shared this before but fuck it, first time for everything

>be 11-13
>started jacking off of around this time
>Have a glass of Schweppes Ginger Ale™
>Take a /sip/
>Find some porn
>Start wanking
>Foreskin pulls back for the first time
>Smegma so thick it looks like frosting on a cupcake in a school bake sale
>Smell immediately penetrates my nose
>I had no idea foreskins could even pull back, much less be this disgusting
>I let go of my dinker in shock
>Hit the glass
>Schweppes Ginger Ale™ spills all over the table
>Slowly drips on my dingdong
>I get a strong whiff of my fishy smegma and Schweppes Ginger Ale™ mixed in an unholy alliance

Since then I have been drinking Schweppes Bitter Lemon™ instead.

Every time I smell/see Ginger Ale, I am immediately reminded of that fishy smell.