/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20107458
>>20107629
This. Not only do I give zero fucks, I've gotten to know them and will tell them what recipes I'm cooking with or that I'm hanging out with friends or just replenishing stock. No point lying, people laugh and start conversations like this.

>>19207259
>that sounds like a lawsuit risk and would be removed in the usa
There needs to be a federal law passed that states that if it commonly known your actions could harm yourself or your property, and you could have avoided the accident by not acting, no one is responsible but yourself.

Basically you can't do stupid shit and sue others for you doing stupid shit.

>>18915555
>>18915579
Jesus kratom is shit even in low doses. I felt really comfortable when it was in my system, but it that night I was going through withdrawals. Remember, it's related to opium, so you're getting a mild buzz for some serious issues.

>>18915614
The man really loves his broccoli, steamed and tossed with butter and salt I could make myself sick with it. I prefer brussel sprouts slowly fried in butter butter until crispy and brown on the outside and just barely cooked, with garlic paste thrown in and stirred around at the last minute.

>>16575857

Are y'all just gonna scroll on by without sayin' "HOWDY, PARDER?"

So is it supposed to be a cheese imitation sandwich with no cheese and no onion? Or cheese imitation sandwich with onion? Or another kind of orange sandwich with no cheese and no onion? That vegan malnutrition must really fuck with their ability to utilize the english language efficiently.

>>14588276
Jack is not bourbon

>>13902496
>gook
Those are North-American inuits you seething soyling.

>>13889428
I've never actually eaten at Olive Garden so let's go all out
>Bottle of Chardonnay La Crema
>Fried mozzarella
>Breadsticks with five cheese marinara
>Minestrone soup
>Cheese stuffed shells w meat sauce
>Lemon cream cake

>ezekiel bread
>crunchy peanut butter
>boneless skinless chicken thighs
>broccoli
>single malts

>>13716248
bbq sauce

>>13663686
I GOT MUH LAWN MOWER AT THE SAME PLACE I GET MUH PANTS AND MUH CHEESE BALLS AND THERE AIN'T A GOD DANG THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY HARDER

>>13661921
Steak
Just a big fucking steak

>>13498512
>READY OR NOT, SUS IS COMING
Obviously the last one is coming. It's a Christian penitentiary.

>>13447262
>abbos burn down vegetation
>claim birds committed mass arson
Somehow I just doubt this. Nature doesn't suddenly become suicidal.

>>13412576
>woman here
>i don't have empathy
Thanks for wasting our time telling us shit we already know. This is like basic courses in college.

>>13381680
>Fuck me sideways, what do you Americans put in your spice blends, powdered glass with a little bit of depleted uranium ?
The real question is why you guys have such fucked digestive tracts. If Old Bay bothers you, my food would send you to the hospital.

And the uranium is just for an added feeling of warmth, like being near a fireplace at night.

>rambutan and alien fruit
You guys have alien fruit?

>>13319484
Well howdy thar pardner. I see you're having trouble formatting your post. To crosslink to another board you can use three of them fancy triangles, I think fanciers call them right facing brackets, or you can post the url to the section of the board.

'Cuurse non' of this is necessary if you don't react to jokes you didn't get.

>>13280136
>Southern states use DuckDuckGo

>>12250807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-dmfBaZrA

My man chef John has a weird ass cadence but his videos are very comfy and he has some interesting recipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePy3Uus7M_s

And also based Cowboy Kent

>>12250996
You're a good son anon bless your heart

>>12252055
these guys are so based

>>10495718
who's paying you to post this

social engineering is more concerning to me than people who want to drink sugar

>>9219676
HA