/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14289131
this.
YES THERES BETTER, but for a sauce in anystore in anytown USA, this is the best, bar none.
>>14289225
wow he put ketchup, mustard, brown sugar, cider vinegar together holy shit!

>lmao u just jelly of our cheesebergers

I'll start
>be shopping with daughter
>go to PriceRite cuz its cheaper and I have to actually pay for my groceries with my own money
>playing with daughter, not paying attention to time, no idea what day it is
>leave to go shopping like we always do on Saturday mornings
>saturday mornings, store's always empty, only people who get up early are there (hint)
>usually takes 10-15 minutes to do my shopping
>get to grocery store
>BLACKOUT
>oh shit, its like 1pm
>oh shit "its the first of the month" (wake up wake up)
>store teeming with nogs and shitskins
>each group of subhumans has multiple carts
>each cart overflowing with pure junk food and sugar-laden shit
>buy my vegetables and milk
>get up to front of store
>literally no one can move because of the nogcarts jam packed with food
>noglets crying, noses covered in snot
>gats about to heat up because someone bumped a cart
>wait 15 minutes even though im next in line
>bitch in front of me decides she forgot something
>leaves and takes 5 minutes to come back
>clerk cant suspend order because its 2 carts full and theres no room for my cart
>$320
>EBT card
>my food is $35, pay with cash
>tfw its taken over an hour
>drive to liquor store and start drinking

Normal People:
>think about their orders in advance and have a general idea, if not a specific idea what they are going to order.
>keep questions to a minimum and try to expedite their orders so they don't hold anyone up.
>orders soda and fills with soda
>swipe card and wait in the back for food.
>if food is incorrect, just ignore it and maybe not come back

"Those" People:
>like the menu just appeared out of thin air, no knowledge of what the place sells
>have 1000 questions about everything even though all ingredients are clearly listed on the menu.
>dont care how long the order process takes or how many people they are holding up.
>orders water cup but fills with lemonade
>pull out wads of crinkled out bills always acting confused when they are short on money, then pull out a wad of 20s.
>stand in the front next to where they ordered and wait, remaining in everyones way
>if order is wrong, demand 2 orders of same item, plus refund of money, plus a free 'dessert'

How to fix this.