/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17816639
I swear I've been seeing this same fucking picture on the internet for like 20 years now. I remember seeing it on ebaumsworld for fucks sake.

>>17576370
a craving smoker at 2 am is up to smoke hamster cage sawdust, stop gourmetizing this addiction

yeah, i saw it happening twice

>>16636061
>not since ma donna started

fucking tired of this psyop bullshit desu senpai.

>>16422675
He trying to tap into female audience by maintaining eye contact with the camera for a bit too long. Frankly he weirds me out and is just a mainstream marketable fuck-boy.

>>16320105
that's a bad one, but still could have been recoverable depending on how she felt about you

What kind of pan did you cook the steak in, OP?

>>16252271
You need at least 5 coats. Pull it out of the oven, wipe it off, apply more oil, put it back.
This can be done passively over an evening.

>>16234606
I miss it so much bros. I like living on the coast too, but losing Butterburgers was a tangible reminder of everything I left behind.

>>16211634
why do people smoke when they can just eat edibles
>gets you higher
>doesn't harm your lungs
>doesn't make you smell bad
>tastes good

for me, it's grain alcohol and cranberry juice

>It's 9:06 pm and I'm eating again.
>I'm probably going to eat another Trader Joe's Steak and Potato pie after I type this

>>14235258
Pull my foreskin back and slowly lower the purple helmet into the coleslaw. Into the coleslaw.

Then I'll watch the guests, our dinner guests eat it. That's right. Put it in your mouth. Because my stinking hot cock has been in the coleslaw.

>tfw no gay friend who's crushing on me making me bomb ass meals all the time even though I like pussy and he doesn't know it

>>13371407
>it's like you're in my seat next to me, it's so cute!

>tfw losing my vision
it hurts, bros

>capitalism

>tfw there isn't even a costco in my state

>>11961621
>provalone is pretentious

>order from skip the dishes/dominos/any place with an online order tracker
>[Name] is on his way with your delivery!
>have a panic attack thinking it's someone from high school
>turn off lights and don't answer the door, pretend no one is home until he leaves

i paid in advance and everything

>>11894409
>Dewar's White Label
>blended whiskey

>>10724249
this is one of the main reasons i liked him. despite owning a fancy restaurant in midtown manhattan, and eating anything he wanted all around the world for free, he knew the most important thing about cooking and eating: good food doesnt have to be fancy or expensive, it just has to be satisfying.
he's the reason i'm okay with living on cheap but delicious food - you dont need to spend a fortune to fill your stomach, and you dont need a piece of art to make your tastebuds smile.

>>9936092
Yeah? But if you can regrow them, you can save the little extra money for some swishas and roll up. Every penny saved is a penny earned, nigger.