/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>buy a slow cooker
>get autistically buttmad when it cooks slow
??

>>12569709
>mfw when another third-worlder has made us his oneitis

>>11977072
So you're saying you're a less desirable employee than a high schooler? fucking lol

>>11966401
>HURR HURR WYPIPO
Imagine thinking you can actually insult whites with this tired shit, lol.

>>11885598
>implying Mcdonalds isn't

>>11842585
>mfw I don't drink milk

>>11833154
Nothing. But the insufferably pedantic faggots that make waves over it should probably shut the fuck up.

>>11800103
When will you learn that you'll never find or create a slur that actually offends white people?

>>11679448
Did you discover that when you were looking up your symptoms online?

>>11232867
>is a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars that gives browned food its distinctive flavour
>browned
>browned
>browned
>browned
>browned

>>11225295
2nd person you quoted here. Dunno why you included me, we're in agreement.

>>11029632
>start "huh?" posting months ago
>people are still doing it

>>10669173
>>10669198
>>10669205
kek, butthurt dumbasses. "muh constitutional rights." right, because a well-armed militia is essential in the 21st century. "he wuz chewing gum too loudly, so I shoots him as I am allowed by the constitution."

>>10574032
>greese

>>10466547
I always find it hilarious how people try to use "American" as an insult. That's like calling a white guy a cracker, lol.

>>9903081
>being this upset over a someone adding an unusual ingredient to french fries...

>>9174203
We'll let you live... this time. Way to step up.

>>9169546
>being this autistic over a plastic utensil

>>8948885
>dangerous and addictive
Eh, sure, maybe to those that are unaware of how they can affect you.
>narcotics
Get the fuck out...

>>8905712
>comes into a euro-shitpost thread
>gets counter-trolled

>>8125378
I'm a sucker for nacho cheese sauce, so I use that rather than grated cheese. I'm sure there'll be nacho purists that'll shit on the idea, but hey, that's me.

1) Brown your ground beef. Don't crowd the pan and cook on a nice high temp so you actually get it browned (not just grayed which is what happens when you cook too low or crowd the pan). I buy pretty lean ground beef if it's nachos so I don't have to worry about draining the beef.
2) Add some water and taco seasoning to your ground beef and cook according to the directions. All the meat should be evenly coated and the water and seasoning should thicken into a bit of a sauce.
3) Add a layer of tortilla chips to your plate or dish. Opt for a decent brand here that tastes good on its own, and personally I go for a brand that has the least salt. Between taco seasoning and cheese sauce, there's plenty of salt already.
4) Sprinkle some of your seasoned ground beef over your chips.
5) Heat up your nacho cheese and spoon liberally over your meat and chips. If you're using shredded cheese, you'd still add it here but you'd probably want to pop it into the oven for a few so it gets nice and melty and your other toppings will stick to the cheese. With cheese sauce it's already sticky and drips down into the meat and onto the chips.
6) This is where I go nuts. I add finely diced onion, some diced seeded tomato, sliced black olives, and sliced jalapenos over the whole thing. I like a lot of veg over mine as it helps contrast the heavy cheese and the saltiness of the rest.

It's a little more time consuming than just microwaving chips and cheese, but it tastes a damn sight better than that junk anyway. I normally do it just a couple of times of year, but damn if it isn't a satisfying weekend snack with a couple of beers.

>>8097557
>beans under fuckoff
It's like you're retarded.

>>8073348
Except the other three are WRONG, motherfucker. bell4lyfe.

>>8034072
Then you're fucking retarded. I didn't say everybody was an idiot, it's a common way to refer to a group.