/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20425945
>Using a grill
>Even once
Enjoy your HCAs anon, cancer seems fun

>>19273423
>pussyfooting
And I thought hentai boatsex was bad.

>>18273647
>Stands and stares at you while you wait waiting for freedom
>My face when I didn't eat enough for him to get out and he will be trapped there

>>18029723
I got a boner

>>18014545

>>17342724

your clock is off.

>>15987893
Anon no it's a trick, she's called the doctor on you

I haven't weighed myself in a while but I would guess I'm around 145 - 150 lbs at 5'7. Trying to get to sticc level at maybe around 130 lbs before I start bulking to gain muscle.
Eating 1500 calories a day while lifting 5 - 6 days a week & riding my bike somewhere between 20 - 40 or miles per week, though I usually only ride on both Sat & Sun.
God DAMN am I looking forward to stopping this cut.

>disgusting kitchen/food stories in an attempt to lose your appetite
Just drink black coffee anon.

>it's another Christmas alone
I bought a tree yesterday, didn't even decorate it since I slept for 15 hours. Can someone fucking end me please? You can have all my shekels.

>>13394074
God I hope all westerners die raped by a thousand niggers

>>9657826
I read this ready to fire back with another argument but this actually hit me really hard...
the only person i consider a true friend lives over 1000 miles away.

>>9597180
>fat aspie rolls his cart in, huffing and puffing the entire way
>beads of sweat adorn his forehead, his voice a faltering mess as he responds to the innocent cashier
>"Y-you too." he says, his eyes narrowing and his fists clenched
>"S-sorry?" she asks, her question unanswered
>"I m-mean yes. I found everything..." he snaps.
>There is no spaghetti to drop. He forgot to grab it from the pasta aisle.
>In a panic, he fumbles around the conveyor belt, attempting to find the emergency chocolate bar he grabbed to satisfy his blood sugar
>It has become stuck near the cashier, pushed against the edge of the conveyor belt
>He makes a grab for it, her hand also reaching for the forlorn chocolate bar
>Their hands touch, and a high pitch fart bellows from his asshole as he shits himself in fear
>He runs out of the store, tears streaming from his eyes and shit running down his legs
>"SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR GROCERIES AND MR. GOODBAR."

>>9587340
>that face

>buy cheapest sliced cheese l dollar
>says not real cheese and no-melt
>tastes fine
>put in microwave just to see
>actually melts

Sardines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgayVSAYQGQ

>>6540000
>Jakatak69

>>6390409
>I just ate ground beef, carrots, mushrooms and washed it down with creme
>then I threw it up onto this pasta
>wife me up boys ;^)

>>6343531
>tfw I live in Ohio and just want to move to Washington
I can't stand this flat landscape and wonky weather, the only redeeming parts to this state are: Columbus, Cedar Point, and the Buckeyes.

>tfw never successfully cooked a mean in my life
>failed with instant noodles
And that's when I knew I should stop.

> tfw no counter space