/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11243013
Nah I think you got it right the first time, you're a fatty boombalatty

>>10956403
t. you

Black people and white people have the same food culture, the only difference is that blacks supposedly prefer fried chicken restaurants and whites prefer hamburger restaurants, but in reality you will both eat at "each other's" restaurants in a heartbeat. I use the term "restaurants" loosely because what they serve can barely be considered food.

The idea that black people have their own distinct food culture is really just an affectation derived from the fact that blacks have historically had an affection for cheap nasty hot sauce comprised primarily of vinegar and red food coloring.

White people, being the racists that they are, have convinced themselves that they are too squeamish to try this hot sauce, despite the fact that it's both incredibly weak and made of the exact same garbage they willingly eat every day at McDonalds and so on. It's basically racism but applied to high-school-tier arbitrary junk food preferences.

If you ever want to test this theory try serving either of them a fresh vegetable or any meat that doesn't come shrink wrapped with a Tyson sticker on it. They'll start screeching for the health department and say "are you sure it won't make me sick" or if it's say, a horse or a dog they'll threaten to call the police.

Or a fruit that isn't a red delicious [sic] apple or a watermelon. The black man will eschew it on account of not being the watermelon that his white master granted permission to eat. The white man will eschew it on account of not being an apple, therefore it must be "for the blacks".

tl;dr you arr rook same to us

>>10406244
Black people and white people have the same food culture, the only difference is that blacks supposedly prefer fried chicken restaurants and whites prefer hamburger restaurants, but in reality you will both eat at "each other's" restaurants in a heartbeat. I use the term "restaurants" loosely because what they serve can barely be considered food.

The idea that black people have their own distinct food culture is really just an affectation derived from the fact that blacks have historically had an affection for cheap nasty hot sauce comprised primarily of vinegar and red food coloring.

White people, being the racists that they are, have convinced themselves that they are too squeamish to try this hot sauce, despite the fact that it's both incredibly weak and made of the exact same garbage they willingly eat every day at McDonalds and so on. It's basically racism but applied to high-school-tier arbitrary junk food preferences.

If you ever want to test this theory try serving either of them a fresh vegetable or any meat that doesn't come shrink wrapped with a Tyson sticker on it. They'll start screeching for the health department and say "are you sure it won't make me sick" or if it's say, a horse or a dog they'll threaten to call the police.

Or a fruit that isn't a red delicious [sic] apple or a watermelon. The black man will eschew it on account of not being the watermelon that his white master granted permission to eat. The white man will eschew it on account of not being an apple, therefore it must be "for the blacks".

tl;dr you arr rook same to us

>>9424831
The sad part is not that it's obesity causing food. Some very delicious foods can cause obesity

The sad part is that it's low quality obesity causing food, which is not delicious. It is designed only to to be cheap enough for ultra-price-sensitive flyovers to buy even after Juan the migrant worker "stole" their jerrb mopping toilets at the Piggly-Wiggly, while being also simple enough for an oxycodone-addicted hayseed to be able to reliably reproduce, no matter how much inbreeding has stunted its mental development

Their entire self esteem is wrapped up in what basically amounts to livestock feed

>>7092585
but nice things make me uncomfortable
>muh huge pile of fried shit on a plate
>muh 2L soda
>muh "normal food"
I've been eating fast food every day since I was a kid and it feels normal to me. Meanwhile you pretend to like vegetables and pretentious meat and I bet you can't shut up about how you exercise (nobody likes to exercise) because you are so insecure you have to make sure you're not a normal healthy weight. Put some meat on those bones!

>>6960367
>Lets talk about 500 calorie once a day meals

So vodka then?

>My face when this fucking thread is filled with defensive fatties