/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Instant, type 1
Seriously though, Coffee Instant type 1 is delicious as far as instant coffees go and also smells really strong.

>>9672373
I like that he doesn't churn out identical videos every day. Each video is its own unique look into military cusine.

>>9556125
>Terrible family
>150K inheritance and 2K a month

>Bald
Just shave your head

>Always had a small dick
Sex doesn't matter

>Gyno
Stop fucking eating and actually exercise

>Horrible acne
Pop that shit, shower once a day, change your blankets, sheets and pillowcases, see a dermatologist

>Failed college due to depression
College is a scam but get some meds and seek professional help

>Girlfriend cheated on me
>No friends anymore
Yeah, because you're a little entitled bitch. Look at you,
>Fuck the lot of you.
>none of you have gone through the stuff that I have
You deserve to get your ass beat and your cash stolen. Fuck you, little man, I'm mad.

1944 U.S. Army C-Ration Breakfast Type 2

>>9466680
Nice slither

>>9308628
>>9308772
>yall niggers need to start cooking and reading instead of jack shitposting.
Good poster.

>>9277388
Actually, he explained that hisses can be good or bad, as can no hiss. A sucking hiss means that the vacuum seal was intact, and comes from air rushing in when the seal is broken. A blowing hiss means that something in the container has started giving off gas, indicating that something either is or was alive in it at some point. No hiss either means that the seal was broken and the can pressurized, or that there wasn't enough free space or the hole was too big to make a noticeable hiss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AoEllyXO7g&feature=youtu.be&t=5m28s
Example of the kind of hiss you don't want to hear.

>Coffee Instant

Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice


A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shake shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice


A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

>>9165612
Nice

>>9148101

>>9143436

EVEN HOTTER OFF THE PRESSES