/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Slap his ass and wink. Then congratulate him on joining my girlfriend's male harem. By slapping her ass, he has agreed to the terms and conditions of being a harem member.

His duties will include the following:
-carrying shoes
-taking the blame for anything that goes wrong.
-getting bitched at for not getting the cock up.
-massages, but not too hard. But please don't be gentle. That's too gentle you fucking pussy.
-listening without complaints about how her best friends are slurs.
-not fucking said sluts without permission.
-and anything else she decides that we should've known but have never been told.

I'll be glad to split the heat.