/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A million years ago I was in a highschool cooking class and I had to make an apple pie. I used something like pic related to rapidly core apples. One got stuck so I pushed a bit more and the blades detached and traveled into my wrists. Blood was spurting out of the resulting wound and I turned around and every girl in the class screamed full blast. I went to the nurse that also started panicking but it was small town with a local doctor's office close by so I just got taken there. Lost a decent amount of blood.

>Be the school faggot and the only guy that took Home Ec
>It's Apple pie day!
>Have to use an apple corer like pic related because the other girls are catty bitches that hoard all the knives
>Blades break off inner ring and slide perfectly up my wrists.
>"Well shit"
>Profuse bleeding
>Instead of freaking out or reacting at all I just quickly turn around toward the Teachers desk, slinging blood all over a gaggle of the most popular girls in my class.
>horrified screams of blood spattered teenage girls
>"Can I go to the nurse?"
>Teacher screams and yells for help
>I end up casually walking to the town doctor down the street leaving a blood trail
>The doc was an old family friend and always a little eccentric but he looked unusually disheveled and was smoking alone in his darkened tiny office.
>Patches me up on the house, I tell him how I had to use a shitty apple corer instead of a knife because of those other bitches.
>He tells me he slept there because his wife threw him out.
>"Women."