/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>buy Flair Espresso Classic + pressure dial thing so even a retard such as myself cant fuck it up
>watch a dozen youtube videos on how to use it correctly
>assemble it
>haha, time to pour the shot
>coffee simply squirts through
>use up an entire bag of espresso trying to calibrate the amount of coffee, water and the speed of pulling the lever in a way that works
>absolute maximum pressure I achieve is 2 bar
>I can push down the lever with my index finger
>coffee undrinkable
Please someone tell me I'm just exceptionally stupid and didn't just spend 300 Communist Eurolidoos on a useless hunk of painted metal.

is there any reason to buy a 26cm chefs knife instead of a 23cm long one? It seems kinda extreme to me desu. Ive been working with 18-20cm long Knifes until now. Both of my Knifes got fugged because someone put em in a dishwasher. :dab:
Gonna buy a random western Chefs Knife and a smol Shotoh now
Also post your knifes

My family gatherings always have the mushiest spaghetti you can imagine. Chewing is optional. So I buy Mcdonalds afterwards.

>>12237998
>walmart
>ham and american cheese

>>12065985
>ywn have Hannah churning butter for you when you arrive home after chopping logs all day

>>11941205
Oh shit I've had all of that
>tfw

i imagine this is how i will feel once gordon ramsay bites the farm

>have no taste buds
>everything tastes of nothing

>>11513544
>parties

For me, it's tying a thick, sturdy, rope into a noose around my fat neck, trying it to the ceiling beams, standing on a chair and imagining what the sight of my cold, lifeless, body will look like to whoever comes across it.

>>11110696
>had on a date?

>>11078078
>friends
>significant other

fish for me, and it's suck they are lot more fish than everything.

If I eat even a small nibble of something that was in the same box as any type of nut I go into anaphylatic shock, throat swells and cant really breathe, but as long as i'm not a moron and eat a whole bite of anything that could be suspect I'm not going not going to die or need to take my pussy epipen shot.

Fucking sucks, I hate allergy fags, I refuse to tell coworkers or anyone but really close friends about my allergy, I just avoid being a retard when I eat out. I fuck up maybe once every couple years, but its always my own fault, restaurants are pretty chill about listing nuts on menus. If I order a salad that doesn't state it has nuts anywhere on the menu I get sad when it comes, but I'll never send it back or make a stink.

>That feel when I'm too afraid to travel to south east asia for sexual tourism because of nut allergy

and I thought I was dead inside

>tfw you eat at the biggest 8-seat table while "waiting for my friends to come"

>>9558215
>I am so fucking sick and tired of frogposters making these awful threads.
>Kill yourself.
>>9558235
>Amazing. As soon as one frog shitter posts, every other one flocks to post in tandem. Amazing.

>>9112128
>tfw f*nn

>>8954095
This is disgusting. Probably one of those prison food memes.

>>8723354