/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17274739

>neeps and tatties
>cock-a-leekie
>tipsy laird
>festy cock
>clootie dumpling
>rumbledethumps

Why are scotshits such children?

>>14100929
>J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
Serious eats is garbage and this guy is 50% of the reason why.

>>13477891
>When you put words in someone’s else’s mouth because you’re to retarded to understand the point they are trying to make.

>>13311076
Fake tits and hormones don't make you a girl. Enjoy shaving your beard every day before wearing that XXL dress

>>12472303
chimis are based

>>12426858
bet youre having edamame with this right?

>>12406891
not ordering the patrician Negro Modelo instead of pisswasser Corona

>>12350340

>>12156791
>You said something negative? You must be a shill for a competitor

To everyone in this thread,

Lord Donald has taken note of your allegiance.
Expect the Day of the McFuckening at your doors soon, unless you please his Macness with suicide.

You're fate is sealed.

>>11859320
>he doesn't appreciate pickles

>>11811608
>banning things

>>11792060
>not boiling water on the stove like a normal fucking person

>>11767842
It's the entire premise of the OP dumbass

>>11750573
>*shrug*

>>11052670
>post agriculture
'Tard alert.

>>11052670
>we are barely different from people 10k years ago. 100k years ago we would fatten up in the summer on fruit and in the winter scrounge whatever we could and maybe eat every 3 or so days. with periods of not eating for weeks.

You must be a nigger. You see, in Europe, we would farm, with crops n shiet. You plant them in the ground and they sprout up to be collected. We would then deposit them in a big ol silo, a grain bin. AKA a building. Kind of like huts but more advanced and made from wood not straw.

We would then go to our houses, while it snowed, and eat that bread. Occasionally eating the frozen meats the winter froze at the end of fall.

Now, that is assuming you lived in Europe. If you lived in say, the Middle East or North Africa, you'd be eating red meat every day. As we had a thing called, wait for it... Domestic animals.

Ain't that neat? You should probably screencap this so you don't forget it tommorow nigger. Now go fuck bitches and sell your mixtapes.

>>10627364

>>10475160

My girlfriend eats usually mcdonald or kfc. Sometimes she eats some bakings but not much. She's thin for now. What do?

She also hates vegetables and fruit.

>>8623037
This is why we can't have nice things

>I really want a product
>so I stalked the manufacturer
>and discovered we don't share identical political views
>so obviously I cannot do business with
>someone who isn't a genderfluid transsexual prostitute like me

I hope you find your snowflake craftsman anon

>>8608245
Not the anon you replied to but...

>I don't WANT to use it to cook or learn to cook.
>on 4chan.org/ck/ - Food and Cooking

>>8417762
>Then he went on and on about how much America sucks and how we have too many chemicals in our foods

I love when foreigners complain about our food in a damn Walmart. I work in the bakery section, and this old ass French Canadian dude comes in and bitches about our bread all the time. He always talks about how bread in Montréal is SO much better and the Rye bread we have here isn't even rye, and he can't believe how uncultured we are. Like motherfucker, you are in a Walmart. Nobody goes to Walmart for amazing bread. You go to Walmart for cheap food and convenience, of course the bread is shit you utter moron.

>>8411071
>>8411069
>>8410974
>>8410970