/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13282530
>sorry sir we don't server your kind here

>>13140080
No it's because one tastes like my mouth and the other tastes like my ass.

>>12929179
>go to restaurant
>get seated by waiter
>he didn't give me a welcome kiss
>360 and walk away

>>12913004
>be cooking with bf
>ask him to peel some potatoes
>after a while he tells me he's done
>tell him to clean up the mess he made in the sink
>comes around behind me and says "oops I forgot to peel this one haha"
>starts fondling my dick and peeling the foreskin
>mfw

>>12875492
>be cooking with bf
>ask him to peel some potatoes
>after a while he tells me he's done
>tell him to clean up the mess he made in the sink
>comes around behind me and says "oops I forgot to peel this one haha"
>starts fondling my dick and peeling the foreskin
>mfw

>chef's specialty dish

>>11822272
>gay
>eats that much fried chicken let along trash tier fried chicken like KFC
You can't bottom after eating anything fried and greasy you fucking retard

>>11665931
>They threw away hundreds of dollars worth of steak, bacon, eggs, smoked fish, lox, pastries, breads, shrimp cocktail every week. It was insane.
Why would somebody do this? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>>11633561
>punch the drywall out of curiously
What the fuck? Are you retarded?

>>11466467
>white cashier

>>11428604
Sorry lady I'm just waiting for my bf to arrive. Can you not talk to me so casually?

>>11316984
>be cooking
>tell bf to chop cayenne peppers
>he does
>comes over to me after he finishes and start groping my nipples
>make out with him for a bit
>then I suddenly feel an intense burning on my nips
>mfw he didn't wash his hands and rubbed cayenne pepper all over my chest

>>11219069
Man girls are weird. Thank god I don't need to deal with them.

>>10925018
>nutritional yeast
This is literally a oxymoron

>>10878933
>Helping others
Stopped reading there. Go back to >>>/r/eddit

>>10842323
Try eating cocks

>>10824935
>prepared food
>implying 1 min of spreading shit on a piece of bread is worth ~$2
Good fucking goy. Only white people are this fucking gullible.