/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>1585586
> work as a mortician, on night shift.
> see Joey come in on a gurney.
> massive heart attack he passed away peacefully.
> poor bastard, put out entertaining content.
> wheel him in and store him away.
> continue on with shift.
> couple hours later and I can go on break.
> sit with Joey and eat a jar of nutella in his honour.
> feel a sneeze coming on.
> accidently drop nutellla jar on Joey whilst sneezing.
> oh shit it's all over his face.
> his corpse starts convulsing, with the force of 1000 suns.
> drop spaghetti and high tail out of there. Seen enough trash horror films to know where this is going.
> find some furniture to barracade the mortuary doors.
> the doors start to buckle as a massive weight repeatedly slams into them.
> doors fly open and there he stands, eyes glazed over, chocolate covered face and menacing grin.
> I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

>>9082373

My wife's son really likes them crescent rolls. I buy the Pillsbury kind and make them most weekends. I hope it will make him love me and that one day he will call me Dad.

>>9031345
>fat slob manchild mouth breather who smacks his lips and chews with his mouth open
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