/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be vegan
>go on a secluded village in southern Italy
>Bonjorno senior, this mozarella has been perfected over 300 years of secret family practices
"Sorry, I can't have this. Milking Buffalo is beyond unethical and immoral as the milk does not belong to you but the calf"
>o-okay?

>be vegan
>go to Southern France
>This prime bottle of wine has been aged for 15 years and is made using three endemic grape species, so it is unique worldwi-
"Did you use 1 egg white to clarify 100 liters of said wine? I'd like to let you know that this is very unethical, and I am not having your abuse-promoting wine"

>This hand-picked wild Atlantic oyster was collected in the Santander rock pools - it is slightly swee-
"Isn't an oyster an animal?"

Could a group of people be any more cringe worthy?