/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20078613
McDonald’s and then years later at a food distribution place that I was literally fired from on my first day because it was just 8 hours of scooping up rice and putting it into food tray which would later be turned into a tv dinner. By the 4th fucking hour my arm felt like it was going to break off and shook violently and I ended up spilling rice everywhere and slowing down the line. McDonald’s was just nonstop work—like they literally have a rule where you can’t just not have something to do even if there’s nothing to do then you have to clean something that’s already clean or throw out perfectly good fries just to make a new batch…and no small talk with coworkers. Rude customers saying their fries are cold, not salty enough, too salty; teenagers coming in after school and asking how much I make and calling me a retard, and then there was “the poop bandit” that would take a shit right in the center of the bathroom and we could never figure out which customer it was until one of the line cooks quit and said it was him as he left.

That’s why working retail security at a Walmart is the best job ever. I just watch movies, shitpost on here (I put my phone in something like pic related but it’s a binder so I just wiggle a pen so it looks like I’m writing in my daily activity report). And since I’ve got a gun and work in a high crime zone I make $30/hr and get tons of overtime, double shifts too.

Working in an office was cool but it’s essentially the 13th grade and I got tired of the high school politics and realized I just can’t work with women. I do miss the potlucks though.