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>> No.11951326 [View]
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>be me
>22
>hungry for some good ole american burgers
>Five Guys
>walk in
>double burger on menu is $8.99
>"Uh ill take a regular double, blah blah"
>guy asks if i want fries and a drink
>whodoyouthinkiam.iso
>"that'll be $16.43"

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?????
LITERALLY WTF

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>that’ll be 23.79, credit or debit bro?

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>That’ll be 900 billion dollars. Credit or debit bro?

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>Credit or debit bro?

>> No.11671052 [View]
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>Our entreés today is rare roasted boeuf sur pain. It features a delictable array of hand picked, garden fresh légumes and a fine, colourful fromage. Compliments include a peanut fried, organic, cruelty free frites. We have many award winning boisson gazeuse on tap to complete your dining experience.

>That’ll be $193.34, sir.

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Government shut down because president Trump could not get funding for a meal from five guys.

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Here's your big present son

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>That’ll be $23.45 bro. Credit or debit?

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Congratulations, your FedLoan has been approved. Your money will be transferred into your 5 guys account in no less than 3 business days, enjoy your meal!

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>Sorry bro. Your application to finance a Cheeseburger with a large fries and drink has been denied. I would recommend a larger downpayment or a co-signor to increase your chances of securing funding. Thank you for choosing Five Guys!

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>Good news bro, your loan was approved! Enjoy your meal and thank you for choosing Five Guys!

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>We have an affordable finance plan bro. Interest rates start at 7% with 0 down. Just sign here bro.

>Thanks for dining with Five Guys, enjoy your meal!

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>That’ll be $19.07 bro. Cheque or money order?

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>That’ll be 18.94 bro. Credit or debit?

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>That’ll be $18.56 bro. Cash or credit?

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