/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've got no more alcohol and no money for over a week. I cannot go to hospital as there is a warrant out for my arrest. Shoplifting of this concentrated essence of nightmares and hell without which, the mortality rates about which I've read do not result in my petrifying withdrawals more tolerable.
I'm simply going to lay here with a photo of my beloved ex girlfriend next to me and try to ignore the tsunami of tarantulas and terrors which will soon arrive in abundance.

Come on then, let's FUCKING GO'

(anons sssshhh, don't tell the spiders, but I am currently TERRIFIED)

Nice knowing you all. Here is an image of a delicious looking chocolate cake for I do not know what else to do in my heartfelt attempts to show my gratitude to each and every one of you.

If this condition doesn't soon killl me I will kill myself. Chainsaw in transit.