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>Steel: I must be going deaf; you were expecting this pirate ship?
>Mirror Master: Man, you are really deaf…Yes! We are waiting for that ship’s arrival. Now, this is your last warning: call back those planes unless you want to spend the rest of the week giving the bad news to the families of those pilots
>Pilot: General, we are ready to make contact with the enemy vessel
>Mirror Master: Stop right now!
>The front of the ship’s balloons open, revealing a pair of massive cannons. The “beak” also opens, the pirate fleet inside the hangar is ready to take off
>Pilot: General, the enemy ship is preparing to attack!
>Steel: Damn, that thing can outrange my boys?
>Helmsman: Ready for action, sir!
>Pirate: captain!
>The Captain unsheathes the saber in his belt and points it at the squadron “C’mon, give me your worst, mongrels!”
>Soldier: Sir, awaiting orders
>Steel: I…
>Pilot: Several enemy aircraft are being deployed from inside the main vessel!
>Mirror Master: Obey Nobody’s orders, dammit!
>Steel: Fall back, men!
>Pilot: Retreat! Retreat!
>Steel: Very well…we’ll follows the president’s order, do not dispatch anymore aircrafts against the enemy vessel
>Mirror Master: You were a rational bunch after all. Have a good day, general
>Mirror Master leaves the scene. The room remains silent for a while
>Soldier: Sir?
>Steel: Alright gentlemen, we’ll obey the order of Nobody. We won’t send anyone else after the Iron Vulture… We’ll wait for that motherfucker and give him a welcome that he’ll never forget! Follow me!
>Back in the ocean, the squad formation breaks up and they return to the continent. The captain sheathes his saber.
>Captain: “Bloody hell, what a disappointment! Let’s hope the party in the landing zone is more adequate for a guest of my stature”

And then Steel's men flood the streets