/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15222699
>>15222704
God damn now wonder Europeans are getting cucked by Muslims and Blacks. Y'all are so fucking weak I genuinely feel sorry for you guys.

>>10360366

>>9777884

>>9433217
I never realised why he always wore that stupid fucking backwards cap

>>7580021

>he doesnt mix the sauce with the pasta in the pot
>he scoops his anaemic sauce on the top and puts a leaf on it like it looks good

>>6555064
>>6555119
I'd buy it just for the novelty. That shit's hilarious.

>>5765972
>i dip wedges in bbq sauce

Opinion discarded

>>5638456
>implying either one of you can make the country better even if you wanted to

He's a puppet in case you haven't noticed. All presidents are.

This guy right here. Jesus christ. And there are really people that think like that too. As if the president is there to do good instead of take orders from huge corporations that got him there, just in case you were joking.
>Y-yeah. The Affordable care act is there for you...this isn't in the best intrests of government and insurance companies! We CARE about poor people, dammit! It's different this time guys, just trust us and don't try to understand the bill.
>I signed the NDAA because I love you guys. Being able to detain Americans without a trial is what keeps you safe at night.
>I extended the Patriot act, you know, that thing yall hated Bush so much for and I said I wouldn't do it? Well, it has more Hope and Change now, so it's cool...I mean I smoked weed before, so I'm cool, just like you young people! Folks!
Hehe...so what can we do to improve the country, Mr. President?
Then you pour him another glass of whiskey that he doesn't drink, he feeds you some more shit about "Hard workin' folks", you suck his dick or whatever you wanna do, he leaves and goes back to not giving a single fuck about you.

>Feeding Obama anything but fast moving copper coated lead, year of our lord 2014

>tiled theater instead of carpet

It always taste like slick rubbery pieces of artificial deli meats. I unfortunately live near a pretty spic-ridden area and the only fuckers who even visit that trucker hole in the ground are country inbreds and murrifats who can't fucking stop eating. Fuck that place, man.

>>4700275
look at this bitch nigga. I throw my onions into my ceiling fan and they end up in grid slices straight back into the pot. step up denny's employee.