/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20352065
>>20352196
>t. zoomzooms who can't handle a video over 5 minutes long
Reviewbrah is one of the few remaining channels who has managed to preserve the feeling of old youtube. He doesn't need to change anything, this is what he's always done. It's not his problem that your brain needs a loud intro, jump cuts, animated subtitles and background music to hold your attention. Go waste another 2 hours scrolling through tiktok.

>>20117797

>>19389757
I likely can't, you're right. You should consider that there are people out there that place a nontrivial weight on other's suffering.

Reviewbrah explained it many years ago. I'll paraphrase the gist of his points, but here's the video if you want to watch it yourself:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUmEF-2e0E
What it boils down to is that McDonalds and fast food establishments in general tried to "reinvent" themselves around the early 2000s to be more than just fast food, which had developed a very negative public image. Instead of just the standard burger, fries, and milkshake, they wanted to start offering food that was a step above what someone might expect from fast food. "Wow, that's from McDonald's?" the customer would surely exclaim upon seeing their handcrafted 100% Angus beef burger on a brioche bun. This is how you got all those "artisanal" McDonalds burgers, McCafe and everything that came with that, and the shift in the overall McDonald's aesthetic from bright colors to bland corporate beige.

The obvious problem is that nobody asked for this. If someone goes to McDonalds, they go there because they want McDonalds. What is McDonalds? It's exactly what the higher ups were trying to replace: a cheap, shitty burger, some dry fries, and maybe a milkshake and some chicken nuggets. Fast, easy, slop. That's what the people want, and to this day it seems like McDonalds still can't wrap their heads around that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pFc29_Giio
I love this old Five Guys review from Reviewbrah back when he was still super autistic.
Five Guys' fries are my favorite. I always end up eating all the fries first and then I can never finish my broger.

>>18370234
If you've got time to start a thread on 4chan, you've got time to cook.

Every fall I keep an endless pot of stew on the stove. I got it going yesterday with bigos. Prep time was about ten minutes. Today, I added ground sausage, diced tomato, parsley, and scallion. Another eight minutes or so.

You've got time.

>>17687741

>>16807145
Hey Ethan, we know it is you. Egg noodles are not trad you should just use chopped spaghetti like every normal person. Keep telling yourself your mustache looks good, makes us all laugh

>>16687019
Best to avoid soy, it causes bitch tits in men and makes them into liberal faggets. Estrogen producer. Stay away from soy

>>16663956
>instapot
>pataks
>2 cups stock
>heat it up
>chicken thighs
>browned
>in
>5 minutes
>pressure release fast
>add red onion and bell pepper sliced
Enjoy

Also just eat fish and chips its better than curry

>>16364326
That video made me uncomfortable
>also, pic related is the only reviewer I trust.

>>15385553
Pleb.

>>14940276
Tfw live in TN so Mountain Dew is everywhere but I dont drink that shit

>>14888197
I do both, if you want to work in the front work in the fucking front m8 and stop bitching
If you want to work in the back work in the back and stop bitching

It's a shame I was actually really starting to like Sohla before all this started

>>13502224

>>13134438
ha

>>12885712
Make a huge batch of very basic meatballs and freeze them. It's like a frozen dinner but better. Take a few out, microwave em, dethaw them, cookem in a pan or the oven. You can do all kinds of stuff and they last forever frozen. You're finally at the point in your life where you don't have to impress anyone. Smother those motherfuckers in Ragu and cheese and stick them in the oven, have them with a beer. Have friends over and make meatball subs. Have a lady over and make meatballs in coconut broth. Eat fucking meatballs every day for the rest of your life and tell the whole world to go fuck itself.

>>12194687
Exactly. This has nothing to do with the restaurant. The reviewer posted a bunch of gross shit about the chef on her social media. Stand in front of a man, point at his wife and call her a "token asian" and see what fucking happens. It's like in her mind there's no way they could actually love each other. She's 100% in the wrong here.

>>11860114

>>11671515
or just drink water till you are full

>>11641086
Pasta bolognese on a small rural hilltop restaurant in the Italian countryside.
Mfw I will never experience that ecstasy again.

>>11315037
>LMAO ME DO THIS BUT THEY DO THIS XD