/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10157536
I don't need to be cute. I'm sex on wheels.

>>10049280
Tomato soup by itself maybe not but minestrone or clam chowder certainly are
Even stews and chili fuck it

For a dinner salad, it's gotta be a chef. My go-to is:

Iceberg lettuce for crunch
Romaine lettuce for flavor
Spring mix for flavor
Red cabbage for crunch
Diced roma tomatoes
Sliced cucumbers
Sliced red onion
Sliced mushrooms
Sliced hardboiled egg
Cauliflower
Grated cheddar and swiss
Sliced ham, turkey, and bacon bits
Fuck the haters, ranch is the best dressing for a chef salad.

That's a salad that gets me into the bone zone.

>>9913877
>>9914294
>>9914310
With dudes like that, McDonalds won't make me a homosexual child associating an entire company with gay sex. Nope, McD's will get me right in the bone zone, because that's where I want to take women. Yep, my dates are impressed going to a McDonalds. because it's a masculine act to take a woman to McDonald's and spend a whole dollar. Women are impressed by that sort of thing.

>>9876742
Why do you feel compelled to shitpost and force memes? Does it get you into the bone-zone?

>>9876791
Ate your mom's fuzzy flounder

>>9875002
Pizza that never made it to the bone zone.

>>9869246
>>9869448
He was good when he was the lovable food nerd on Good Eats. He was okay when he was the educated food commentator on Iron Chef. His shine wore off when he was the whiny media snob on Next Food Network Star. Now he's just unrelatable whore on whatever crap gimmick gameshow the give him. I suspect food network execs fuck him in the ass, wipe their dick on his knee, and toss him some garbage project at this point.

Papa John's is a testament to the selling power of mediocrity. It's the Bud Light of pizza. Dominos has been busy refurbishing their stores, upgrading their crust, doing take-out pizza guarantees, and bringing new products to market, while all Papa John can do is bitch about protests ruining his cash cow.

A tall glass of orange juice never fails to get me in the bone zone.

>>9865383
Just hire a hooker, incel. You'll be much happier once you get your v-card punched.