/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20113624
Oh, you're merely lactose TOLERANT?
I married a cow, kiddo. Lower, pun intended, your voice when speaking to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqS-ac9lVjQ

>>19429528
i have the best water in the country maybe even the world
less PPM then distilled bottled water

>>18311002
Who cares about ethics?

>>18312860
Definitely not bad for 39, especially a vegan 39

I wonder how people who live so close to cows got it in their heads that they're a sacred animal.
Cows are incredibly stupid beasts and just not pleasant to be around.
I could understand a culture that worshiped horses maybe, but cows?

>>12017264
Ska' du glo?! Din store fede ko!

>>11613688
>7% of Americans will pick the funniest answer on a questionnaire for laughs.

>>11576045
Wait really?
Do Jews only eat the front half of the cow?

In these post-ironic times I can't even be sure the angsty spammer isn't a paid McDonald's shill trying to make me go buy a burger out of sheer spite.
I will, though, because I like burgers and McD is really close by already.

Taking it easy with 20 standard drinks a day, down from 35-40.

>>10563193
Milk isn't a meal to me.
Ironically, it is to a calf, though.

>>10063948
>>10065250

That's the cash me ousside girl.
Are her parents dead? Why are they not beating her for being a 14-year-old whore?
Can you imagine having a daughter and letting her act like that?

Thanks to the abundance of alcohol around me at Christmas time, and my innocent attempt to be merry, I've been pissed the better part of two weeks now. The last few days though, every sip I take of a spirit leaves me with a strong feeling of sick in my throat and stomach. It's not enough to stop me drinking, but it certainly has made me less merry

Would you eat your cow bro?