/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11691833
good thinking

I couldn't stand when people would steal from my awesome lemon tree. They left all the apples and apricots and walnuts but always went for the lemons. Sneaking, too, with that guilty look around, head on a swivel.

I actually would've gave them up happily if they'd just come to the door and ask like a decent neighbor.

>>8221982
I freaking forgot to inlcude
>goes to local pizza place with younger German cousin.
>bad at speaking German, ask cousin to set the order.
>brat orders a family size pizza for herself, childrens size pizza for me.
>brat takes a bite, starts crying cuz miss mommy and wants to go home.
>mfw. I didn't even get to bite my tiny pizza before the brat ruined even that pleasure.