/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>raises arm to hide tits
>wears jeans about three sausages too small
Seriously dude, if I woke up with your physique tomorrow, I would either be looking trim in a month's time or I'd cap myself. Read the sticky on /fit/ and go from there. If you can't make yourself do it every day, no amount of spoon-feeding is gonna save you though.

Possibly, but for all the wrong reasons... I have a very distinctive voice and appearance, so people would definitely remember me, but my "cooking prowess" wouldn't get me very far, that part would have to be faked. Plus I'm lolmanlet, that would hurt my chances.

Ate at Dyer's once. I like some really greasy food now and then, but they take it way too far. Pretty much what it would be like if Checkers/Rallys was a diner instead of a fast food joint. And the old grease, which is their claim to fame, is nothing to write home about.

>>9031747
>What is your favorite dish to sous vide?
A few years ago, when I lived in Alaska, I would spring for a fresh-caught salmon, which I would fillet myself. I'd cook the fillets sous vide with dill and thyme, and then I would top it with capers and serve it with roasted potatoes and various peppers. Oh how tender it was, it was as if the fork would break it before it even touched it.

>Have you ever tried sous vide before?
Come to think of it, I haven't.

Not a drink. But. Oh fuck, this one time.

>going through withdrawals cold turkey
>at brother's house but only my nephew is there to keep an eye on me
>nephew is asleep
>withdrawals getting worse and worse
>suddenly hallucinations hit like a motherfucker
>spiders on every surface
>my body looks disfigured and covered with blood
>the tv display changes and damn near gives me a heart attack
>start trying to quietly pilfer through the house for SOMETHING with alcohol
>nothing in fridge
>too afraid to open cabinets because I'm shaking so much every god damn thing I do makes too much noise
>fuck it, let's explore other options
>search for hand sanitizer
>no luck
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>rifle through bathroom
>find mouthwash
>26% grain alcohol
>EUREKA
>open bottle
>huh, smells like this isn't something I should be drinking
>gonna do that shit anyway
>gear up, son, the devil is coming for you
>turn up bottle
>GULP
>body and mind wonder exactly what the fuck I think I'm doing
>every part of me wants to puke but I'm going to have to do this until the withdrawals calm down
>GULP
>WHARGRBL.jpg
>power through it until I decide I can't anymore
>don't puke don't puke don't puke don't puke
>manage to hold it down
>IT FUCKING WORKED

Now I cannot bear the smell or taste of mouthwash of any kind. Keep that shit out of my house.