/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14125568
>order basted eggs
>"sorry, we can only make them cringe"

>>14101377
>went to all this effort
>made an obvious typo anyway
mutt education

>store now requires that everyone use a cart because apparently that makes it more sanitary somehow (what?)
>some dude with a neck tattoo hands you one of the plastic coins to plug into the cart to release it
>he also takes the coins back when you leave
>now everyone is trading the same grubby and infected coins back and forth all day
>and you also have to touch the carts which you have to disinfect yourself if you want to, but the sanitary wipe dispenser is empty
>they got rid of the baskets because that is apparently unsanitary
why is it that big companies always end up expending extra effort to implement all the wrong measures in the worst possible ways?

>"Lots of turmeric, you're not even gonna taste that" *throws in half a cup*
>constant heavy breathing
>Insists on wearing a glove because he thinks he'll get scalded by the valve
>sprays it up into his face anyway
>holding the spoon half off the camera
>ad for bear claws at the end
truly a living meme, fucking legend

>>13782532
>that'll be 13 dollars, plus tip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wto9foTgI

>Pizza is literally life
>You don't even get it

Explain like I'm 12, what did he mean?