/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17866078
Here's my recipe for sardines "Slavic breakfast style"

2 pieces dark rye
2 eggs
1/3rd white onion
deenz


fry the 2 pieces of dark rye in the deen oil until toasty

then fry the 2 eggs however you like.

then finally fry the sardines themselves until nice and hot

assemble like an open faced sandwich: rye, egg, then deens. sprinkle the top with raw (or fried if you prefer) white onion and a bit of hot sauce.

Fatty, cheap, delicious.

>>17652496
>family eating out for my sisters birthday or some shit
>go to tgi firdays
>me being a moody bitch when it comes to family outings plug in my headphones and listen to literal static noise while playing Minecraft on my phone while my family chat about whatever the fuck they do.
>already having a bad time since wasn't my decision to come here
>for some god forsaken reason I have an impulse to eat healthier. here. now.
>order the lowest cal thing I can find
>asian dragon salmon or some shit
>just salmon with rice
>driest most under seasoned salmon of my life
>rice is just sprinkled in oil and soy sauce with broccoli
>tastes worse than chinese food rice
>how could someone fuck up salmon this badly
>still hungry after I finish
>eat a honey bun for dessert
god I hated that night.