/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20197089
>easiest, for babies
Boil it like pasta in excess salted water and strain it when done. A billion people cook it this way, all over south asia and southern europe.
>Eh, its okay i guess
Coat the rice grains in oil prior to cooking. Mexicans do this by toasting the rice in oil before adding the tomato broth, but you can do it with a smidge of cold oil as well.
>perfect steamed fluffy
Most important part is before and after cooking. Wash the rice thoroughly, then soak it in the cooking liquid for 20-30 mins or until the grains turn opaque and you can easily cut one with your thumbnail. Bring to a boil, then turn to very low and cover. When it stops sounding like bubbling and starts sounding like sizzling, turn it off, don't open it, and let it rest a full 15 minutes.

If you're still having problems it's because either you are using a bad ratio of water, you skipped/rushed a step, or you are just retarded and should stop cooking and go get mcdicks happy meal (I hear thwy have star wars toys now).

>read menu
>"Fuck You Later"

>>17191802

Eat the bones.

>>17142574

Pringles.

>>17075427

They brought you into this world and raised you

you owe them everything.

>>17052351

Wrong

that would be broccoli.

It's eat or be eaten in this alligator world we live in so I say we eat them first.

>>16677869

Fritos and cheese dip.

Eat bees.

Valentina black tastes exactly the same as Tapatio.

>>14960448
Will eating wasabi cure me of my crippling white guilt?

I can't stand being personally responsible for slavery.

>>14936490

Consume.

>>14912169

Everything should have beans in it.

>>14686950
this

>>14673445

I never have and I never will.

>>14529627

haha

Potato salad and carrot cake, of course

>>14190843

I'll fucking kill you

Thank me right now