/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to chinese buffet at 6pm
>ask to fit in a corner booth by myself
>order a beer and pot of tea
>touch neither of them
>go and grab every single piece of sweet&sour chicken on a single plate
>spend the entirety of my meal trying to look people in the eyes especially people with children
>smile and lock eyes with anyone who notices until they eventually look away
I know it's deeply unsettling to people since it's something so far out of social norms, which makes it funny.