/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>local seafood joint
>steam bags on the menu
>get to choose different sauces for steambag
>fuckit its my birthday.jpg
>get wasted before showing up
>order 1lb. Shrimp with red potatoes, spicy andouille sausage and corn with scorching scorpion sauce.
>pic related
>sauce is seeped into potatoes
>sauce is seeped into the corn
>sauce makes the sausage hotter
>worst of all, shrimps are peel and eat.
>only utensils this restaraunt offers are a rock and scissors
>no gloves
>sauce is causing hands to burn from peeling shrimp
>slow process to eat everything
>sweating profusely
>wipe sweat with back of hand
>OHSHITBIGMISTAKE!.rip
>spicy sweat drips into eyeballs
>finally finished eating
>have to wash my hands thoroughly before rinsing out my eyes.
>spent the rest of the night rubbing ice on my face
>resaraunt gave me meal on the house but ran out of tees in my size
>later took the most smelliest and painful shit of my life.