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> get dui
> not stupid so i don't do any sobriety tests or handheld breathalyzer
> get outta jail
> richfag so hire best dui lawyer in state
> preliminary hearing he's literally objects to everything cop says starting with the cop stating his name
> oh shit what is this nigga doing?
> afraid judge is getting so pissed off he'll send me to gitmo
> lawyer bro keeps slyly winking at me
> pig is furious, shooting us the finger when the judge isn't looking
> 2 hours later case gets thrown out on a technicality
> high fiving lawyer outside courtroom
> red faced copfag and his copfag buddy storm out
> lawyer gives him the finger
> have a party at my house later and get drunk as fuck