/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12191586
Jesus christ

>Bourbon

I just ate a whole stuffed crust pretzel crust pizza in one sitting.

>ran out of coffee
>found dusty bottle of nescafe instant
>follow directions (1tsp per 6oz)
>it's faintly colored piss water
>add more
>color and viscosity actually resembles brewed coffee
>taste it
oh god it's like the worst burnt diner coffee

The combination of the sour sparkly shit and the whipped cream left this absolutely nasty buttery aftertaste in my mouth, like as if I had eaten a whole stick of butter.

It's been 12 hours and i can still taste it.

>buy whole bean
>figure out what grind size and water temp i like
>grind fresh coffee every single day for a week
>literally can't taste or appreciate preground anymore

i used to make instant in milk and enjoy it, i didn't need to spoil myself

>>8053869
Only time I ever puked after eating pizza was Pizza Hut.