/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fast food bread and yoga mats have a common ingredient
>OG MY DOG IM EATING A YOGA MAT

latop computer and pop tarts have common ingredient
>ER MY GAD I ATE A COMPUTER FOR BREAKFAST

pizza toppings contain horse
>OOWWWAA MY GOD IM EATING THE KENTUCKY DERBY

>>5178249
>Ya but I have a marketing degree

oh god thats funny.

they should just make the minimum wage 100k per year so everyone could afford to live with dignity and have a car and a house. imagine how much the economy would grow if everyone had 100k to spend.

>paleo

>>4668897

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>fruit juice

>>4363238
>natural
>vegan
>vegetarian
>gourmet
>food truck

holy shit op, no one has ever thought of combining these things. ever. seriously do it.


>protip
all my culinary school underlings reported vegans getting abused by the instructors. when your in a program ran but a bunch of classically trained chefs, shunning meat is basically blasphemy

>>4106937
>that widely available mainstream sauce is for hipsters
>try this obscure one you probably have not heard of

#1 fav is straight roasted chicken brah, unless its summer, then instead of roasting i hot-smoke it.

>2 whole birds from costco for $8
>roast or hot smoke it
>carved chicken dinner
> dis-articulate and lunch box dem legs
>pick a bird clean, pulled chicken
>dem back oysters
>sandwich (deli style)
>sandwich (pulled/bbq style)
>spinach salad with chilled chicken.
>pulled chicken on crackers
> scrambled fucking eggs with chilies and chicken
>smoked chicken salad on croissant
>ramen with chicken
>carcasses for stock
>chicken and fucking dumplings

God i love chickens
I also love buying a freezer full of turkeys for 12 cents a lb in January and doing all of the above with legendary mega-chickens