/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11164383
Holy shit are we dating the same girl? She thinks black pepper is too spicy and if I chop an onion or some garlic she starts crying and has to go outside because her eyes hurt too much. And if I make anything Spicer than buttered down buffalo sauce she acts like she's about to die. I give up and tell her to cook dinner then if she thinks she can do better.
>mfw I'm served a plate of half cooked spaghetti with a can of plain sauce that she broke up raw ground beef into and just boiled the raw meat in the sauce.

Cranberry bread. Had a fantastic Christmas dinner with all my friends, woke up at 3 am and dumped a 4inch deep puddle of vomit in my sock drawer. Never knew why, but I could see the cranberries still floating. Scarred me for life