/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be Tim Sharky
>recognize one of my former prostitutes
>stroll over to say hi
>this skinny meme shirt fag gets all huffy and puffy telling me not to grope his wife
>clearly needs to be taught a lesson
>wind up like Jack from Tekken while yelling BETTER GRIT YER TEETH BOY
>instead he stuffs something in his humongous mouth, starts drooling and making a retard face
>sock him anyway
>jaw shattered in multiple places
>his food splatters into the mouths of random bystanders
>as he lies in the mud choking on his own teeth the bystanders mock him because it's not spicy at all

Just another Tuesday for ol Sharky.