/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18786436
America. That's who always gets to decide. You can get a finer example of each of those dishes in the US of A than you could a native sample. That's not even an exaggeration. It's why half the threads are about Americans. It's why you're typing in English lest you be irrelevant. Your money is worth exactly what we say it's worth. Cope. Seethe. Watch Terminator 2 again.

>>18313748
Ga bless

>>16384249
Amen. Many US states have more economic and military might than entire fucking European nations. God bless America and may the rest of the world breath nuclear hellfire.

>>16380019
And your women and children idolize them for it.

>>16070546
I'll give you one guess.

>degenerate furfag is a leaf

Yeah, it checks out.

>>15820950
Part of individual freedom is the right to be a fat retard. It's beautiful.

>>15582853
Ever since 1997, when Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and KFC became subsidiaries of YUM! They have been absolute garbage. Sorry zoom zooms, but your idols are all false imitations of what they once were.

>>15570864
>Work in a greasy spoon diner during high school
>80 year old man comes in every day
>Gets the same thing
>A ground beef patty set on the grill for no more than 10 seconds on each side
>Countless waitresses tell him that we can't do that. All of our ground beef is from sysco and it's simply not safe to serve it only slightly warmed
>Calls for the line cook (me) each time they do
>Tell him the waitress is correct but so is the customer
>Make him his bacteria burger every day for three years
>My sister that worked in the same restaurant sees him one day in the local video rental store
>He's walking out of the adult curtained off section with a pile of DVDs literally above his head, like fifty pornos

If you want to live like a god, do so.

>>15536294
People take health far too seriously today and sacrifice quality of life for quantity like fucking retards. Who the fuck wants to spend life eating bland food just so you can spend an extra twenty years unable to move without a walker? Just don't be a lard ass and enjoy the one fucking life you get rather than wanting more of the part of life that nobody enjoys.

>>15459921
That tomato didn't exist in your country until it was brought over from america. Your life is a lie and you rely on the new world without even realizing it.

>>15452926
We do. Most affluent americans have a room known as a "vomitorium". It's just a tiled room with a six inch diameter drain in the center of the floor. It's customary to walk in, vomit freely and leave. Jose will come in each Friday and squeegee the contents into the drain.

>>15430502
Cheeseburgers, buffalo wings, lobster rolls, reubens, pecan pie, chocolate chip cookies. All first made in the USA.

>>15294723
>TO ALL THE IDIOTS THINKING THE WHISKEY IS AGED 152 YEARS:

No. Grand old parr is aged 12 years, it's just misleading labeling. It's named after thomas parr, who, legend says, lived to the age of 152.