/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15612294
>brings out the kraft dinner.

>>13974108
Yes

>get a restaurant job
>start low, work up
>forced to socialize with foreign nationals, crazies, and people who have learned to function in a shitty world.
>get a little cash, make a friend or two
>ask out one of the waitresses
>get shot down
>have a few drinks after your shift
>hit on another waitress
>hook up later
>date for a little while
>engage in workplace drama bullshit
>repeat cycle with as many other waitresses as possible.
>finally realize your own self worth, quit to find a real job with normal people
>use the knowledge gained working in kitchens to identify shitty people and avoid them
>find a nice, normal qt3.14 to settle down with.

fuckin easy brah

>wings
>not "buffalo wings"
>not "chicken wings"
>no mention of ranch dressing
>shitty local sports team

Looks like we got some legit Buffalo motherfuckers in here.